<>MFL Team Namer
Updated August 13, 2010
In the MFL you can be anyone from anywhere, and the goofier the better! Why just be the "Tigers" when you can be the
"Knuckle-dragging Morons?" If you're like me, half the fun is coming up with something on your own. But if you're stuck for
ideas, I've compiled some possibilities for you. Don't be limited by what I've got here. The sky's the limit!
| Pre-made names Below are a few fun names created using the Random Band and Product Namer. |
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| Backwoods Pompous Fools | Beefy Suspects | Big-footed Beastly Gorillas | Bilous Shadowy Maniacs | Bone-crushing Cannibals |
| Butt-kicking Mormons | Butt-ugly Desperados | Cloistered Poets | Craptacular Freaks | Forgotten Devils |
| Frightening Dancers | Full-Contact Mennonites | Guzzling Fruitcakes | Hammer-fisted Gorillas | Hard-living Quakers |
| Homicidal Nose-pickers | Humorless Elves | Hydraulic Army | Horror Demons | Infuriating Roommates |
| Killer Clowns | Knuckle-dragging Quakers | Leaping Pig-stickers | Little Spartans | Maniacal Midgets |
| Mental Gangsters | Mighty Ball-hogs | Mighty Pliant Mormons | Monstrous Turks | Moose-goosing Screamers |
| Musical Toons | Narcoleptic Nudists | Noisy Little Inhibited Beasts | Noisy Little Desperados | Noisy Rejects |
| No-necked Motorized Ubermen | Obese Freaks | Original Desperados | Overstuffed Zealots | Piggy G-Men |
| Pistol-Packin' Quakers | Pistol-whipped Heroes | Plastic Avengers | Plastic Maniacs | Pliant Pythons |
| Plugged Storm-Troopers | Potential Assassins | Punch-drunk Renegades | Red-blooded Southern Gang Bangers | Righteous Ball-hogs |
| Rolling Politicians | Sanitized Buffoons | Screaming Geeks | Shit-kicking Quakers | Shocking Stompers |
| Short-tempered Weirdos | Silver Androids | Silver Pranksters | Simple Redundant Zeros | Sleepy Buffoons |
| Sloppy Tsunami | Small Cannibals | Sneezy Scrappers | Spinning Satellites | Stinky Graverobbers |
| Stone-faced Mountainmen | Stupid Ubermen | Svelt Buddhists | The Agnostic Thugs | The Balding Comical Windpassers |
| The Crazy Comedians | The Cryptic Weirdos | The Dark Amazons | The Devilish Muslims | The Dudes |
| The Eastern Supermen | The Fantastic Rowdy Rockers | The Fighting Windpassers | The Gut-wrenching Potential | The Heavy-browed Feral Politicians |
| The Hydraulic Artists | The Idiots | The Infantile Mennonites | The Infuriating Jackals | The Irresistable Gasbags |
| The Leaping Clones | The Lethal Freaks | The Livid Vegetables | The Lowlife | The Majestic Rocketeers |
| The Malignant Freakish Mormons | The Maniacal Nazis | The Nasty Livid Vampires | The Overstuffed Eerie Creeps | The Pint-sized Shakey Lunatics |
| The Pontificating Amish | The Potential Wannabees (*) | The Risk-takers | The Rocketmen | The Romantic Ubermen |
| The Sardonic Idiots | The Screaming Con-men | The Short-tempered Titans | The Sinister Miscreants | The Sleazy Regents |
| The Sneezy Cannibals | The Stellar Uncoachable Jackals | The Top Creeps | The Uncoachable Mountainmen | The Wet Heroes |
| Thick-skulled Sneezy Elvises | Tough Morons | Tough Psychotic Spacemen | Towering Maniacs | Tummy-gumming Urban Idiots |
| Wet Spacemen | Wild-eyed Homicidal Gorillas | Zealous Mormons | ||
(*) This had me laughing so hard I cried.
And here are the component parts with which you can build some great names:
| Towns | Hyphenated Adjectives | ||||||
| Albuquerque Altoona Amarillo Anchorage Andalusia Appleton Atlantic City Austin Bakersfield Bangor Bar Nunn Battle Creek Big Sky Biloxi Black Eagle Bogalusa Boise Bullhead City Butte Casper Chattahoochee Chattanooga Chicamuxen Coffeyville Columbus |
Custer Dodge City Duluth Ekalaka Enterprise Erie Fargo Flint Grand-Forks Habit Happy-Jack Hardscrabble Hazard Honolulu Hungry Horse Ishpeming Kalamazoo Kankakee Kennebunkport Kenosha Keokuk Kermit Ketchikan Kewanee Kissimmee |
Kokomo Lame Deer Las Vegas Leavenworth Liberal Lone Tree Marshaltown McDonald Menominee Metropolis Mishawaka Myakka City Natchitoches Negaunee Niagara Falls Noblesville Noxon Ogden Oshkosh Oskaloosa Ottumwa Owasso Paducah Pahrump Paradise |
Pawtucket Picayune Pocatello Provo Racine Reading Rock Island Rowdy Saginaw Santa Claus Saskatoon Schenectady Shoulderblade Shreveport Spartanburg Sudbury Sugartit Suitland Superior Swamp Branch Sweetit Tacoma Tecumsah Toledo Tombstone |
Tuskaloosa Tuskeegee Urbana Utica Victoria Waco Wahoo Waldoboro Weeping Water Wheeling Winston-Salem Woonsocket Yazoo City Ypsilanti Zephyrillis |
Backwoods Beer-Guzzling Beer-Swilling Big-Boned Big-Footed Big-Nosed Bone-Crushing Bowlegged Buck-Toothed Butt-Kicking Butt-Ugly Cheese-Eating Cold-Hearted Crotch-Grabbing Dim-Witted Filthy-Minded Fowl-Mouthed Full-Contact Garlic-Eating Gun-Toting Gut-Wrenching Hammer-Fisted Hard-Headed Hard-Living Heavy-Browed |
Hell-Raising Ice-Cold Ill-Fated Ill-Mannered Inbred Jumbo-Sized Knuckle-Dragging Medium-Sized Moose-Goosing No-Necked Noisy-Little Nose-Picking Peanut-Brained Pig-Headed Pint-Sized Pistol-Packin' Pistol-Whipped Plague-Ridden Potato-Eating Punch-Drunk Quick-Witted Really-Lucky Red-Blooded Red-Hot Shit-Kicking |
Short-Tempered Silver-Tongued Slow-Moving Slow-Witted Stone-Faced Sway-Backed Thermo-Nuclear Thick-Skulled Toad-Sucking Trigger-Happy Tummy-Gumming Wild-Eyed |
| Adjective #2 | |||||||||
| Aboriginal Aching African Agnostic Amazing American Ancient Antique Arabian Australian Average Awesome Bad Baked Balding Beastly Beatific Beautiful Beefy Bilious Bitter Black Blistered Blue Blustery |
Bonkers Brawling Brilliant Broiled Broken Buff Bulemic Burning Busted Canadian Castaway Catholic Charismatic Childish Childless Childlike Chilly Chinese Chrome Clenched Clockwork Cloistered Closeted Cockeyed Cold |
Comatose Comical Conflicting Confrontational Contagious Cosmic Cracked Craptacular Crashing Crazy Cryptic Cyber Damp Dangerous Danish Dark Deadly Deep Demented Demonic Desperate Devilish Dire Dirty Discreet |
Distorted Diving Downright Dreary Dripping Driving Durable Dynamic Eagle-Eyed Eastern Eerie Electronic Endangered English Eternal Evil Excited Faded Fake Famished Famous Fantastic Fascinating Fatal Fatalistic |
Felonious Feral Fervent Fierce Fighting Filthy Final Flaming Flighty Flinty-Eyed Flipping Flirtatious Fluffy Flying Foolish Forceful Foreign Forensic Forgotten Forsaken Fortunate Freakish Freaky Frightening Furious |
Furious Futuristic Gangly Gargantuan Gaseous German Giant Glandular Global Gold Good Goofy Greek Green Gridiron Grieving Grisley Guzzling Happy Hard Heavy Hellish Hidden Homicidal Horror |
Hot Hulking Humorless Hungry Husky Hydraulic Hyper Ice Cold Iced Icy Idiotic Immortal Immovable Incredible Indifferent Infantile Inflatable Infuriating Inhibited Insane Intense Intensive Irish Iron Irregular |
Irresistable Irresponsible Israeli Italian Ivory Japanese Killer Korean Large Leaping Legal Lethal Light Lithe Little Livid Local Lonely Lumbering Lunatic Magicial Magnetic Majestic Malignant Mammoth |
Maniacal Manly Marooned Martinized Marvelous Mechanical Mechanized Meek Mental Mexican Mighty Mild Militant Military Mind-numbing Miserly Missing Mock Moldy Molten Monstrous Morbid Mortal Motorized Mountainous |
Mournful Mundane Mutilated Mystical Mythical Naked Narcoleptic Nasty National Natural Noisy Nomadic Northern Norwegian Obese Open Orange Original Outcast Over-arching Over-reaching Over-reacting Overstuffed Overt Overwhelmed |
| Overwrought Painful Passing Perverse Piggy Plastic Plated Platonic Playful Pleated Pliant Plugged Political Pompous Pontificating Posing Posturing Potential Powerful Primative Prime Primordial Proud Psychic Psychotic |
Pulsating Purple Pyro Rabid Rampaging Ravenous Raw Red Redundant Refrigerated Religious Remedial Renegade Restrained Righteous Riotous Roasted Rocketing Rolling Romantic Rotating Rowdy Royal Rumbling Russian |
Rustic Rusty Sad Sailing Sanitized Sarcastic Sardonic Savvy Scaley Scary Scintillating Scoring Scrapping Scrappy Screaming Screwball Scummy Secret Secretive Sedate Sedated Selfish Separate Separated Shadowy |
Shaggy Shakey Shaking Sheer Shocking Short Shunned Sick Sickly Silver Simple Sinister Skidding Slanting Sleazy Sleepy Slippery Slobering Sloppy Slothful Slovenly Sly Small Smokey Sneezy |
Sniffing Soaring Sober Social Socratic Soggy Southern Spanish Spectacular Speculative Speedy Spinning Spirited Spiteful Splitting Standard Steaming Steely-Eyed Stellar Sticky Stinky Stoney Strained Stray Strong |
Stupid Subdued Subtle Svelt Sweaty Swedish Swerving Swinging Tall Tame Throbbing Thunderous Tiny Toady Toasty Top Tough Towering Tragic Traumatic Treacherous Tribal Truthful Turning Twinkling |
Twinkly Twirling Twisted Ugly Ultimate Uncoachable Undercover Underwhelm Underwhelming Unified Unmentionable Unruly Unspeakable Unusual Urban Usual Vacillating Vaporized Vicious Victimized Vigilant Violent Wanton Watchful Weighty |
Western Wet Whirling White Wicked Wierd Wild Yellow Young Zealous |
| Names | |||||||||
| Accountants Actors Agents Alligators Amazons Ambassadors Amigos Amish Androids Ants Apples Architects Argonaughts Argonauts Army Artists Assassins Astronaughts Atoms Avalanch Avengers Baboons Bad-Guys Ball-Hogs Bananas |
Bears Beasts Beavers Bed-Wetters Beef-Eaters Beetles Behemoths Berries Black-Hats Black-Holes Boot-Lickers Bores Brawlers Buddhists Buffoons Bugs Builders Canines Cannibals Captains Carnivores Castaways Cats Cavalry Chairmen |
Characters Cherries Chiefs Children Chimpanzees Choppers Citizens Clones Clowns Comedians Comets Companions Compatriots Con-Men Consultants Convicts Cops Cougars Councilmen Cowboys Cows Creeps Crickets Criminals Crocodiles |
Culties Cuties Cybermen Dancers Darts Democrats Demons Desperados Detectives Devils Doctors Dogs Dolphins Dregs Dudes Earthquake Elks Elves Elvises Emperors Enforcers Executives Exile Explorers Farts |
Fattys Federation Felines Fighters Firefighters Firestorm Fish Fleabags Foes Followers Fools Founders Frat-Boys Freaks Friends Fruitcakes G-Men Galaxies Gang-Bangers Gangsters Gasbags Geeks Genomes Giants Gladiators |
Gluttons Good-Guys Gorillas Graverobbers Gun-Fodder Gunslingers Hailstorm Head-Cases Head-Hunters Hellhounds Herbivores Heroes Hitters Hoodlums Hotties Hunchbacks Hurricane Huskies Idiots Iguanas Indians Insects Investors Jackals Jaguars |
Jets Justices Kennedys Killers Kings Knuckle-Draggers Lawyers Leaders League Legionaires Lemons Lemurs Leopards Leviathons Liars Lions Lizards Lords Lowlife Lunatics Magicians Makers Maniacs Manufacturers Marchers |
Marines Markers Mashers Masons Matchmakers Melons Men Mennonites Meteors Midgets Military Minute-Men Miscreants Missiles Mobsters Molecules Monarchs Mongrels Monkeys Monsoon Monsters Moods Mormons Morons Mothers |
Mountaineers Mountainmen Muchachos Mudhens Musicians Muslims Mutilators Mysteries Navy Nazis Neanderthals Newsmen Noblemen Nomads Nose-Pickers Nudists Nuts Opponents Optimists Oranges Outcasts Paper-Pushers Patriots Peanuts Personalities |
Pessimists Pig-Stickers Pioneers Piranhas Pirates Planets Players Poets Policemen Politicians Pranksters Preachers Premiers Presidents Property Prospects Pythons Quake Quakers Quasars Rabbits Raiders Rain Rams Rangers |
| Rebels Redcoats Regents Rejects Renegades Reporters Representatives Reptiles Republicans Risk-Takers Roaches Robots Rockers Rocketeers Rocketmen Rockets Romans Room-Mates Rotarians Rulers Saints Salamanders Salesmen Satellites Scrappers |
Screamers Scumbags Secret-Agents Senators Shakers Sharks Shit-Kickers Singers Sinner Slaughter-House Slayers Sledgehammers Slobs Smokers Snakes Sneezers Snipers Soldiers Soul-Mates Spacemen Spartans Species Speculators Spiders Spots |
Sputniks Spys Stars Steam-Roller Stompers Stones Storm Storm-Troopers Submariners Sunbeams Supermen Supporters Suspects Swamp-Rats Targets Teachers Terrorists Thugs Thunder Tidal-Wave Tigers Titans Toads Tomatos Toons |
Torches Tornado Torturers Tourists Trojans Troopers Trouble-Makers Tsars Tsunami Turks Ubermen Universes Vampires Vegans Vegetables Vegitarians Victims Vipers Voles Vultures Wannabees War-Criminals Weirdos White-Hats |
Windbags Windpassers Windstorm Workers Yankees Zealots Zeros |
I love random team name generators. Check out this one: www.teamnamer.net.
Or this one: ucf im sports random team name generator
Or this one: Junkyard Jake's Team Name and Logo Generator #2.
For many years Charles
Kelly's Random Band and Product Namer has provided entertainment to musicians looking for just
the right name for their bands. Written as a Macintosh-based Hypercard stack, the software provided lists of descriptive
words (hmmm -- like those above). By clicking on a button words from those lists were randomly combined and great band
names were born. The beautiful thing about Kelly's generator is that you can modify the list with your own words and create
custom random names.