<>MFL Team Namer
Updated August 13, 2010

In the MFL you can be anyone from anywhere, and the goofier the better! Why just be the "Tigers" when you can be the
"Knuckle-dragging Morons?" If you're like me, half the fun is coming up with something on your own. But if you're stuck for
ideas, I've compiled some possibilities for you. Don't be limited by what I've got here. The sky's the limit!

Pre-made names
Below are a few fun names created using the Random Band and Product Namer. 
   
Backwoods Pompous Fools Beefy Suspects Big-footed Beastly Gorillas Bilous Shadowy Maniacs Bone-crushing Cannibals
Butt-kicking Mormons Butt-ugly Desperados Cloistered Poets Craptacular Freaks Forgotten Devils
Frightening Dancers Full-Contact Mennonites Guzzling Fruitcakes Hammer-fisted Gorillas Hard-living Quakers
Homicidal Nose-pickers Humorless Elves Hydraulic Army Horror Demons Infuriating Roommates
Killer Clowns Knuckle-dragging Quakers Leaping Pig-stickers Little Spartans Maniacal Midgets
Mental Gangsters Mighty Ball-hogs Mighty Pliant Mormons Monstrous Turks Moose-goosing Screamers
Musical Toons Narcoleptic Nudists Noisy Little Inhibited Beasts Noisy Little Desperados Noisy Rejects
No-necked Motorized Ubermen Obese Freaks Original Desperados Overstuffed Zealots Piggy G-Men
Pistol-Packin' Quakers Pistol-whipped Heroes Plastic Avengers Plastic Maniacs Pliant Pythons
Plugged Storm-Troopers Potential Assassins Punch-drunk Renegades Red-blooded Southern Gang Bangers Righteous Ball-hogs
Rolling Politicians Sanitized Buffoons Screaming Geeks Shit-kicking Quakers Shocking Stompers
Short-tempered Weirdos Silver Androids Silver Pranksters Simple Redundant Zeros Sleepy Buffoons
Sloppy Tsunami Small Cannibals Sneezy Scrappers Spinning Satellites Stinky Graverobbers
Stone-faced Mountainmen Stupid Ubermen Svelt Buddhists The Agnostic Thugs The Balding Comical Windpassers
The Crazy Comedians The Cryptic Weirdos The Dark Amazons The Devilish Muslims The Dudes
The Eastern Supermen The Fantastic Rowdy Rockers The Fighting Windpassers The Gut-wrenching Potential The Heavy-browed Feral Politicians
The Hydraulic Artists The Idiots The Infantile Mennonites The Infuriating Jackals The Irresistable Gasbags
The Leaping Clones The Lethal Freaks The Livid Vegetables The Lowlife The Majestic Rocketeers
The Malignant Freakish Mormons The Maniacal Nazis The Nasty Livid Vampires The Overstuffed Eerie Creeps The Pint-sized Shakey Lunatics
The Pontificating Amish The Potential Wannabees (*) The Risk-takers The Rocketmen The Romantic Ubermen
The Sardonic Idiots The Screaming Con-men The Short-tempered Titans The Sinister Miscreants The Sleazy Regents
The Sneezy Cannibals The Stellar Uncoachable Jackals The Top Creeps The Uncoachable Mountainmen The Wet Heroes
Thick-skulled Sneezy Elvises Tough Morons Tough Psychotic Spacemen Towering Maniacs Tummy-gumming Urban Idiots
Wet Spacemen Wild-eyed Homicidal Gorillas Zealous Mormons    

(*) This had me laughing so hard I cried.

And here are the component parts with which you can build some great names:

Towns         Hyphenated Adjectives  
Albuquerque
Altoona
Amarillo
Anchorage
Andalusia
Appleton
Atlantic City
Austin
Bakersfield
Bangor
Bar Nunn
Battle Creek
Big Sky
Biloxi
Black Eagle
Bogalusa
Boise
Bullhead City
Butte
Casper
Chattahoochee
Chattanooga
Chicamuxen
Coffeyville
Columbus
Custer
Dodge City
Duluth
Ekalaka
Enterprise
Erie
Fargo
Flint
Grand-Forks
Habit
Happy-Jack
Hardscrabble
Hazard
Honolulu
Hungry Horse

Ishpeming
Kalamazoo
Kankakee
Kennebunkport
Kenosha
Keokuk
Kermit
Ketchikan
Kewanee
Kissimmee
Kokomo
Lame Deer
Las Vegas
Leavenworth
Liberal
Lone Tree
Marshaltown
McDonald
Menominee
Metropolis
Mishawaka
Myakka City
Natchitoches
Negaunee
Niagara Falls
Noblesville
Noxon
Ogden
Oshkosh
Oskaloosa
Ottumwa
Owasso
Paducah
Pahrump
Paradise
Pawtucket
Picayune
Pocatello
Provo
Racine
Reading
Rock Island
Rowdy
Saginaw
Santa Claus
Saskatoon
Schenectady
Shoulderblade
Shreveport
Spartanburg
Sudbury
Sugartit
Suitland
Superior
Swamp Branch
Sweetit
Tacoma
Tecumsah
Toledo
Tombstone

Tuskaloosa
Tuskeegee
Urbana
Utica
Victoria
Waco
Wahoo
Waldoboro
Weeping Water
Wheeling
Winston-Salem
Woonsocket
Yazoo City
Ypsilanti
Zephyrillis
Backwoods
Beer-Guzzling
Beer-Swilling
Big-Boned
Big-Footed
Big-Nosed
Bone-Crushing
Bowlegged
Buck-Toothed
Butt-Kicking
Butt-Ugly
Cheese-Eating
Cold-Hearted
Crotch-Grabbing
Dim-Witted
Filthy-Minded
Fowl-Mouthed
Full-Contact
Garlic-Eating
Gun-Toting
Gut-Wrenching
Hammer-Fisted
Hard-Headed
Hard-Living
Heavy-Browed
Hell-Raising
Ice-Cold
Ill-Fated
Ill-Mannered
Inbred
Jumbo-Sized
Knuckle-Dragging
Medium-Sized
Moose-Goosing
No-Necked
Noisy-Little
Nose-Picking
Peanut-Brained
Pig-Headed
Pint-Sized
Pistol-Packin'
Pistol-Whipped
Plague-Ridden
Potato-Eating
Punch-Drunk
Quick-Witted
Really-Lucky
Red-Blooded
Red-Hot
Shit-Kicking
Short-Tempered
Silver-Tongued
Slow-Moving
Slow-Witted
Stone-Faced
Sway-Backed
Thermo-Nuclear
Thick-Skulled
Toad-Sucking
Trigger-Happy
Tummy-Gumming
Wild-Eyed

Adjective #2                  
Aboriginal
Aching
African
Agnostic
Amazing
American
Ancient
Antique
Arabian
Australian
Average
Awesome
Bad
Baked
Balding
Beastly
Beatific
Beautiful
Beefy
Bilious
Bitter
Black
Blistered
Blue
Blustery
Bonkers
Brawling
Brilliant
Broiled
Broken
Buff
Bulemic
Burning
Busted
Canadian
Castaway
Catholic
Charismatic
Childish
Childless
Childlike
Chilly
Chinese
Chrome
Clenched
Clockwork
Cloistered
Closeted
Cockeyed
Cold
Comatose
Comical
Conflicting
Confrontational
Contagious
Cosmic
Cracked
Craptacular
Crashing
Crazy
Cryptic
Cyber
Damp
Dangerous
Danish
Dark
Deadly
Deep
Demented
Demonic
Desperate
Devilish
Dire
Dirty
Discreet


Distorted
Diving
Downright
Dreary
Dripping
Driving
Durable
Dynamic
Eagle-Eyed
Eastern
Eerie
Electronic
Endangered
English
Eternal
Evil
Excited
Faded
Fake
Famished
Famous
Fantastic
Fascinating
Fatal
Fatalistic
Felonious
Feral
Fervent
Fierce
Fighting
Filthy
Final
Flaming
Flighty
Flinty-Eyed
Flipping
Flirtatious
Fluffy
Flying
Foolish
Forceful
Foreign
Forensic
Forgotten
Forsaken
Fortunate
Freakish
Freaky
Frightening
Furious
Furious
Futuristic
Gangly
Gargantuan
Gaseous
German
Giant
Glandular
Global
Gold
Good
Goofy
Greek
Green
Gridiron
Grieving
Grisley
Guzzling
Happy
Hard
Heavy
Hellish
Hidden
Homicidal
Horror
Hot
Hulking
Humorless
Hungry
Husky
Hydraulic
Hyper

Ice Cold
Iced
Icy
Idiotic
Immortal
Immovable
Incredible
Indifferent
Infantile
Inflatable
Infuriating
Inhibited
Insane
Intense
Intensive
Irish
Iron
Irregular
Irresistable
Irresponsible
Israeli
Italian
Ivory
Japanese
Killer
Korean
Large
Leaping
Legal
Lethal
Light
Lithe
Little
Livid
Local
Lonely
Lumbering
Lunatic
Magicial
Magnetic
Majestic
Malignant
Mammoth

Maniacal
Manly
Marooned
Martinized
Marvelous
Mechanical
Mechanized
Meek
Mental
Mexican
Mighty
Mild
Militant
Military
Mind-numbing
Miserly
Missing
Mock
Moldy
Molten
Monstrous
Morbid
Mortal
Motorized
Mountainous
Mournful
Mundane
Mutilated
Mystical
Mythical
Naked
Narcoleptic
Nasty
National
Natural
Noisy
Nomadic
Northern
Norwegian
Obese
Open
Orange
Original
Outcast
Over-arching
Over-reaching
Over-reacting
Overstuffed

Overt
Overwhelmed
Overwrought
Painful
Passing
Perverse
Piggy
Plastic
Plated
Platonic
Playful
Pleated
Pliant
Plugged
Political
Pompous
Pontificating
Posing
Posturing
Potential
Powerful
Primative
Prime
Primordial
Proud
Psychic
Psychotic
Pulsating
Purple
Pyro
Rabid
Rampaging
Ravenous
Raw
Red
Redundant
Refrigerated
Religious
Remedial
Renegade
Restrained
Righteous
Riotous
Roasted
Rocketing
Rolling
Romantic
Rotating
Rowdy
Royal
Rumbling
Russian
Rustic
Rusty
Sad
Sailing
Sanitized
Sarcastic
Sardonic
Savvy
Scaley
Scary
Scintillating
Scoring
Scrapping
Scrappy
Screaming
Screwball
Scummy
Secret
Secretive
Sedate
Sedated
Selfish
Separate
Separated
Shadowy
Shaggy
Shakey
Shaking
Sheer
Shocking
Short
Shunned
Sick
Sickly
Silver
Simple
Sinister
Skidding
Slanting
Sleazy
Sleepy
Slippery
Slobering
Sloppy
Slothful
Slovenly
Sly
Small
Smokey
Sneezy

Sniffing
Soaring
Sober
Social
Socratic
Soggy
Southern
Spanish
Spectacular
Speculative
Speedy
Spinning
Spirited
Spiteful
Splitting
Standard
Steaming
Steely-Eyed
Stellar
Sticky
Stinky
Stoney

Strained
Stray
Strong
Stupid
Subdued
Subtle
Svelt
Sweaty
Swedish
Swerving
Swinging

Tall
Tame
Throbbing
Thunderous
Tiny
Toady
Toasty
Top
Tough
Towering
Tragic
Traumatic
Treacherous
Tribal
Truthful
Turning
Twinkling
Twinkly
Twirling
Twisted
Ugly
Ultimate
Uncoachable
Undercover
Underwhelm
Underwhelming
Unified
Unmentionable
Unruly
Unspeakable
Unusual
Urban
Usual
Vacillating
Vaporized
Vicious
Victimized
Vigilant
Violent
Wanton
Watchful
Weighty
Western
Wet
Whirling
White
Wicked
Wierd
Wild
Yellow
Young
Zealous
 

Names                  
Accountants
Actors
Agents
Alligators
Amazons
Ambassadors
Amigos
Amish
Androids
Ants
Apples
Architects
Argonaughts
Argonauts
Army
Artists
Assassins
Astronaughts
Atoms
Avalanch
Avengers
Baboons
Bad-Guys
Ball-Hogs
Bananas
Bears
Beasts
Beavers
Bed-Wetters
Beef-Eaters
Beetles
Behemoths
Berries
Black-Hats
Black-Holes
Boot-Lickers
Bores
Brawlers
Buddhists
Buffoons
Bugs
Builders
Canines
Cannibals
Captains
Carnivores
Castaways
Cats
Cavalry
Chairmen
Characters
Cherries
Chiefs
Children
Chimpanzees
Choppers
Citizens
Clones
Clowns
Comedians
Comets
Companions
Compatriots

Con-Men
Consultants
Convicts
Cops
Cougars
Councilmen
Cowboys
Cows
Creeps
Crickets
Criminals
Crocodiles
Culties
Cuties
Cybermen
Dancers
Darts
Democrats
Demons
Desperados
Detectives
Devils
Doctors
Dogs
Dolphins
Dregs
Dudes
Earthquake
Elks
Elves
Elvises
Emperors
Enforcers
Executives
Exile
Explorers
Farts
Fattys
Federation
Felines
Fighters
Firefighters
Firestorm
Fish
Fleabags
Foes
Followers
Fools
Founders
Frat-Boys
Freaks
Friends
Fruitcakes
G-Men
Galaxies
Gang-Bangers
Gangsters
Gasbags
Geeks
Genomes
Giants
Gladiators
Gluttons
Good-Guys
Gorillas
Graverobbers
Gun-Fodder
Gunslingers
Hailstorm
Head-Cases
Head-Hunters
Hellhounds
Herbivores
Heroes
Hitters
Hoodlums
Hotties
Hunchbacks
Hurricane
Huskies
Idiots
Iguanas
Indians
Insects
Investors
Jackals
Jaguars
Jets
Justices
Kennedys
Killers
Kings
Knuckle-Draggers

Lawyers
Leaders
League
Legionaires
Lemons
Lemurs
Leopards
Leviathons
Liars
Lions
Lizards
Lords
Lowlife
Lunatics
Magicians
Makers
Maniacs
Manufacturers
Marchers
Marines
Markers
Mashers
Masons
Matchmakers
Melons
Men
Mennonites
Meteors
Midgets
Military
Minute-Men
Miscreants
Missiles
Mobsters

Molecules
Monarchs
Mongrels
Monkeys
Monsoon
Monsters
Moods
Mormons
Morons
Mothers
Mountaineers
Mountainmen
Muchachos
Mudhens
Musicians
Muslims
Mutilators
Mysteries
Navy
Nazis
Neanderthals
Newsmen
Noblemen
Nomads
Nose-Pickers
Nudists
Nuts
Opponents
Optimists
Oranges
Outcasts
Paper-Pushers
Patriots
Peanuts
Personalities
Pessimists
Pig-Stickers
Pioneers
Piranhas
Pirates
Planets
Players
Poets
Policemen
Politicians
Pranksters
Preachers
Premiers
Presidents
Property
Prospects
Pythons
Quake
Quakers
Quasars
Rabbits
Raiders
Rain
Rams
Rangers
Rebels
Redcoats
Regents
Rejects
Renegades
Reporters
Representatives
Reptiles
Republicans
Risk-Takers
Roaches
Robots
Rockers
Rocketeers
Rocketmen
Rockets
Romans
Room-Mates
Rotarians
Rulers
Saints
Salamanders
Salesmen
Satellites
Scrappers
Screamers
Scumbags
Secret-Agents
Senators
Shakers
Sharks
Shit-Kickers
Singers
Sinner
Slaughter-House
Slayers
Sledgehammers
Slobs
Smokers
Snakes
Sneezers
Snipers
Soldiers
Soul-Mates
Spacemen
Spartans
Species
Speculators
Spiders
Spots
Sputniks
Spys
Stars
Steam-Roller
Stompers
Stones
Storm
Storm-Troopers
Submariners
Sunbeams
Supermen
Supporters
Suspects
Swamp-Rats
Targets
Teachers
Terrorists
Thugs
Thunder
Tidal-Wave
Tigers
Titans
Toads
Tomatos
Toons
Torches
Tornado
Torturers
Tourists
Trojans
Troopers
Trouble-Makers
Tsars
Tsunami
Turks
Ubermen
Universes
Vampires
Vegans
Vegetables
Vegitarians
Victims
Vipers
Voles
Vultures
Wannabees
War-Criminals
Weirdos
White-Hats

Windbags
Windpassers
Windstorm
Workers
Yankees
Zealots
Zeros

         

I love random team name generators. Check out this one: www.teamnamer.net.
Or this one: ucf im sports random team name generator
Or this one: Junkyard Jake's Team Name and Logo Generator #2.

For many years Charles Kelly's Random Band and Product Namer has provided entertainment to musicians looking for just
the right name for their bands. Written as a Macintosh-based Hypercard stack, the software provided lists of descriptive
words (hmmm -- like those above). By clicking on a button words from those lists were randomly combined and great band
names were born. The beautiful thing about Kelly's generator is that you can modify the list with your own words and create
custom random names.